Ahhh! Resume!!!

Ok, Ernest canceled the meeting, time for me to write my resume. You'd think that should be easy, you'd think I'd look good on paper, and I would totally agree, but then again - who good do I really look when applying for an HBO internship? I really want that motherfucker, really really bad. This would be brilliant, I mean everything! Just listen to the sound of it: "I'm interning at HBO" ahh, wonderful. But yea, fucking resume. Whatever, I'll do it. Because i can and because I'm wonderful.
At least I have music guiding me through this insanity...