I know this is old, but I love this video so deeply:

Don't let us discover Photo Booth.

We decided not to go to the party, but instead have a girls night with Martinis - this is what happened. We also started a Facebook war, which I unfortunately didn't win, but after 113 notifications on my phone I gave up - this victory belongs to Mikaela. We're crazy. We're also actors, which apparently equals with Pumpkin seeds. And you get mood swings because you're on a mountain and the cold reminds you of the time when your daddy locked you in the freezer. I love nights like that.

Good People.

Above it all.

I miss fall.

Reasons why I love and miss fall:

1. Nothing is like the colors in fall
2. Nothing's like a clear fall breeze.
3. The sound of the wind blowing the leaves around.
4. You can wear fall clothes.
5. It's cooler but not yet freezing cold
6. You can throw leaves in the air and have the most amazing kind of rain.
7. It is so calm.
8. You can smell the winter coming.
9. Every pictures looks prettier in the fall
10. You can walk around in colorful rain boots after a day of rain and match the colors.
11. Hot chocolate
12. The movie seasons get better.
13. Calm nights next to a fireplace.
14. I actually like fall clothes and lumberjack jackets better then any summer dress
15. And let's say it again: The colors
16. The colors
17. The colors.

I miss real fall. <3

Loyalty, Faithfulness, and forever ever after is NOT the same thing.

Let me explain. About 3 weeks ago my girls and I got into an argument about if it's even natural to look for the one and only person to spend your life with. - Well that's what I thought, and for some of it so did the others, but all of a sudden this whole thing got confused with being loyal and faithful. And I insist that it's not. You can be totally loyal and faithful and still end up not having an ever lasting relationship. If there even is something like an ever lasting relationship. It's a nice thought, but then we're back to the discussion we originally had.
Now, this theme keeps on returning. Today I got a post saying that swans are monogamous. Replying to that, that "I bet they are but that doesn't mean that they will spend their entire life with just one other swan having just lived in one swanrelationship" I got a comeback from my other friend saying: "Well they have to be faithful, they wait a year before they have sex" 
Now I'm confused and I don't really remember why I wrote this post. But never mind. I bet they are faithful, hach - is it just me or am I right (I still believe I am right hahah) Never mind. Have a wonderful new week.

Monologues.

Just because I'm in love with the Monologue I'm doing (hihihihihi):

I’m living with a twenty-eight year old virgin. That’s not right! Not a Mormon, not a religious thing, just plain stupid. You would think someone had sewn her vagina shut. Who in her right mind would willingly abstain from something that could give so much pleasure and pain at the same time? I asked that myself again and again. I just don’t get it. And neither does she.

She bakes cookies, watches nothing but reality TV and talks on the phone for hours with her parents from New Jersey.

She also has a severe case of OCD, so after I go to bed she would come out of her room, makes sure all the appliances are turned off and rewash any dishes I had washed. You would think I’m living with Rain Man.

Not only has she not had any sexual contact since we’ve been living together, she also rarely goes out at night. More important, she doesn’t like alcohol. There are two kinds of people I don’t trust: People who don’t drink and people who collect stickers.

I asked her once during an election if she could name the two presidential candidates. She said, “Duh, Gore and Bush”

I said, “Okay, and who’s Gore’s vice president?”

She said, “I’m not that stupid… Bush.”

Her room is covered in roses and ‘N Sync posters. You would think she hasn’t gotten her period yet. She takes a bath every night and never takes showers. She cried the first time she was pulled over by a cop. I explained to her that there is no reason to cry when getting pulled over – unless you’re coming directly from a crime scene.

And when we were living together on 9/11 and she was convinced it wasn’t a big deal because her father had told her everything would be all right.

I even tried to hire a male prostitute, but it turned out that even he found DumbDumb to stupid. He told me there was only so much he could here about Lion King.

So please? 

Cut together from 'My Horizontal Life' by Chelsea Handler

Now I definitely need to go to sleep. I might have an hour more, but that will not change much if I just keep staying up.